T-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more, designed and sold by independent artists. I'm going to try to sneak to the ER later and hopefully get it taken care of without her finding out. High quality Quieres Dog Meme-inspired gifts and merchandise. I've managed to hide it from my wife so far but I think she's getting suspicious and can tell something is wrong. I know I need to go to the emergency room but honestly I'm scared and ashamed. The only problem is that he has those wings that expand and so they popped open nearly splitting me in half and now he's stuck in there and I can't get him out. "To infinity and beyond!" I moaned as Buzz entered me. I grabbed Buzz, lubed him up and put him up against my asshole and started sliding him in. Well I got drunk last night and decided to play with my ass and I hadn't gone shopping so I was out of carrots and cucumbers so I looked around and I saw my Buzz Lightyear action figure and thought "why not?" I've put action figures up there before because they feel different and it's funny. I've always been into putting things in my ass I don't know why, I'm not gay or anything I just like how it feels. I currently have a Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass. Then I got up, cleaned up and got dressed, my legs still shaking. I laid there panting watching the mixture of shit and cum soak into the bed. As the diarrhea sprayed from me like a chocolate fountain the final dead gerbil plopped out of my ass and onto the bed. My orgasm was so intense I lost control of my bowels and shit everywhere. I screamed in pleasure and came everywhere as that fat gerbil flailed helplessly in my asshole. It was hard to get him in but he started burrowing and thrashing directly on my prostate. I cast it into the trash and got the biggest gerbil ready. I laid on the bed, my legs shaking as I jerked my tiny penis as hard as I could. My legs buckled, my small flaccid penis started leaking. The second gerbil was quickly inside me and thrashed just as violently as the first. I threw him in the trash can then grabbed another condom and another gerbil. I looked at his lifeless body and he looked so peaceful it almost brought a tear to my eye. My legs still shaking from pleasure I pulled him out of my ass and out of the condom. The first brave gerbil on my sexual journey had died. Bruh Moment is a slang expression used to convey a variety of feelings ranging from disappointment and vexation to experiencing secondhand embarrassment, sometimes also used in a similar sense to Epic Fail. After a couple minutes he stopped moving. I bent over and moaned uncontrollably as the gerbil flailed and burrowed trying to save his life. Then I shoved him inside me and out of instinct due to being squished in my tight little asshole the gerbil tried to burrow to safety which felt AMAZING. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. If you wish, you wish, you may repost and try again. We dont want to see anymore pictures of your friends being quirky idiot. Make sure your post has 'bruh' in the title, is not a formatted meme, and is a bruh moment. I looked him in the eyes and I could tell he was just as excited but nervous as I was. Hey retard, if this is a 'Dank Meme', go fuck yourself. I took them home, stripped down, lubed up my ass then put the first brave gerbil into a condom. During that time Bruh Sound Effect #2 soundbite gained popularity, appearing in edits on Instagram, iFunny and YouTube.I went to the pet store and bought three lucky gerbils, a whole set up for them. Through Autumn 2018, the expression gained widespread notoriety, often appearing both in memes and as a text reaction, used to convey such feelings as disappointment and being let down. In Summer 2018, the expression gained popularity in ironic meme communities on Reddit, iFunny and Instagram, with an image of Tony Farmer captioned "Bruh Moment" used as a reaction and appearing in edits (shown below). A speaker uses "Bruh!" to punctuate his disappointment and/or disgust at the specific event or situation. Īn urban expression which describes an embarrassing event or compromising situation. However, the expression saw very limited use until Summer 2018. The first documented description of the expression was made by Urban Dictionary user Rainer Rose on June 14th, 2014. The exact origin of the expression "Bruh Moment" is currently unknown. On May 1st, 2014, Viner CallHimBzar posted a video of former high school basketball star Tony Farmer momentarily collapsing in court after being sentenced, accompanied by a dubbed voice-over clip of his friend and fellow Viner Headgraphix saying "Bruh." In the first five months, the video received over 440,000 loops and 5,600 likes.
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